how to marry a rich guy

A young and
pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to
marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be
honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as
middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this
forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated,
the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York
City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here
humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most
rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group
should I target?

3) Why most wives
of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have
looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you
decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now
is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a
reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms.
Pretty,

I have read your
post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have
similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a
professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From
the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The
answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're
trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides
beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly
problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any
good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you
can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am
an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your
value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street,
every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If
the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for
long term –same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say
this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation
value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you
forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in
"leasing" services, do

contact me…

signed,

J.P. Morgan

Awesome story, thanx

thanx for passing by

ARIGATO

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Thank You $o Much

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